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Whatever it was, it’s not my fault, the drugs made me do it.

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This way, the right person gets to read what you sent.

As per President’s order, we ignore complaints, unless you’re good looking. Keep the restraining order: Brian has plenty.

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Disclaimer: It may be a while before you hear back from us. Do not panic. This could mean one of 3 things:

1. The e-mail server is down, again. For that, we apologize. Try it again.

2. One of us, or both, is/are dead/missing/on the run/out of signal range. If so, we apologize for the inconvenience. If you want us to contact you from beyond the grave, please state so in the body of your e-mail. It may not be pleasant, however.

3. We have not checked our e-mail yet. Steve checks his 4x a week, Brian…whenever he remembers.