About
Chaotic Comics and Entertainment
Why Chaotic Comics? Well,
there is a simple reason: BECUZ OUR BUSINESS IS IN COMPLETE AND UTTER CHAOS!!!
See, here’s how it works:
1.
Various psycho-active
drugs (legal, btw) induce hallucinations in our company president and lead
artist, Brian.
2.
Brian takes those ideas, tells
them to Steve (VP and webmaster), and Steve somehow makes sense of it.
3.
Brian produces a working script
based on the ideas Steve made from his lunatic ravings.
4.
Steve looks over script, corrects
its massive grammar errors, and produces a synopsis.
5.
Brian produces a cover art,
baseline character design, and general comic form design (i.e. manga, strip,
etc)
6.
Steve overhypes
the comic on the website and other people’s forums, and sets a target date for
launch.
7.
Brian draws the comic on paper,
scans it to computer, colorizes it (if he wants to), and makes various changes.
8.
Brian begs his family to let him
use the dial-up so he can e-mail his work to Steve. This happens maybe twice a
month, if he’s lucky.
9.
Steve takes the images, arranges
them in order per Brian’s instructions, sticks them on the site, and posts it
to the web in the appropriate page for it.
10. You get to read it, comment on it, trash it, etc. Steve receives
e-mail from you and fixes whatever code he screwed up on the website. This
happens whenever he feels like it.
Our equipment consists of the following technical specifications,
just in case you wanted to know.
Person |
Steve |
Brian |
Computer Hardware |
Dell Inspiron
5150 2.8Ghz with DVD-CDRW, 256mb RAM, D-Link Wireless Card, 40gig HD |
Compaq Armada Laptop with all the
latest bells and wireless whistles |
Computer Software |
Win XP Home, and thousands of dollars
of pirated software, movies, and flash files. |
Windows XP, Open Office, Ultimate
Paint, and that’s about it. All free, btw. |
Peripherals |
Samsung 256mb MP3 player-USB flash
drive- FM radio, NEC monitor, and DVD burner. |
PNY Attache USB flash drive, One
touch 7100 scanner, mouse, and a microphone. |
Durability |
Survived a bus wreck and bike crash. |
Its brand new! It better last.... |
Price paid/net worth |
Waaay too damn much |
$900 |
Internet provider |
Starbucks T-mobile. |
Cable line |
In
essence, we were cheap. Steve had obtained the laptop (complete with pirated
software already installed) through his computer training school. He later bought
the laptop from a less-than-reputable dealer, tried installing Windows XP
professional on it. It worked and of course, ran slower than Congress. His idea; trade speed for reliability. It didn’t work so he
slapped 98 on there instead, and it hasn’t worked well since.
How the
idea started:
For the
past several years, we had discussed comics and had created a few of our own.
We had no success setting ourselves up with a firm, so we decided to do it
ourselves. Having nothing better to do with our lives (being single gives you
oodles of time) we decided to form a web comics
consortium. After much debate and chasing our own tails, we decided to form our
own comics company and deliver our content via the web. Inspired (read as: awed) by the works of Broken Saints, 2214, and Newgrounds, we went to work on how best to match up that
level of excellence. Realizing quickly that we cannot, we decided to stick with
what we had at our disposal; imagination, disposable
income, pirated software, and several comics ready-made for the internet. More
importantly, Brian needs more money, and this is something he can do. Steve
needs more computer experience, and this is something he can do. Essentially, a win-win
situation.
Warning: Buckets of Blood is
hosted on Comic Genesis, a free webhosting
and site automation service for webcomics.